What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 03:48

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?